Digital Lovers Prints

Strategies that will always work

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

Modern Marriage

"Of course I told you that I love you today. . . check your email."

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Graduates on their phones

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Europa takes a selfie

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Romance"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'