Digital Age Lovers Prints

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Statue of liberty selfie

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

Modern Baby Mobiles

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Progress

Blogging Shoes

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'Twitter Tweet'

Ascent of Digital Man

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"