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'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

Progress

"Of course you can't sleep – I told you not to watch squirrel videos right before bed."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

Ascent of Digital Man

The Modern Apple

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"