Digital Age Lover T-Shirts

The revised 12 days of Christmas

Ascent of Digital Man

"Do you promise to love, honor, and support, in good internet connections and bad..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Error: Out of memory.

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

Progress

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'The ceremony is going to be so romantic. We're writing our vows in emoticons.'

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"