Digital Age Lover Gifts

The revised 12 days of Christmas

Text readings.

Ascent of Digital Man

"Do you promise to love, honor, and support, in good internet connections and bad..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Graduates on their phones

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Statue of liberty selfie

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Buy my data $20"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

His Master's Data.

Strategies that will always work

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Modern Baby Mobiles

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Honest, D-D-Dad. My report card's 'in the cloud.'"

Error: Out of memory.

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

Progress

Cupid gives up trying to get cell phone-using couple together.

Blogging Shoes