Digital Age Devotee Gifts

"My data is bigger than your data."

Progress

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, my puppy and my Xbox 360 – but not necessarily in that order – amen."

"Shearer Chevrolet wished me a happy birthday!"

Archaeologists find a book.

Nothing came between Tony and his mobile.

Michael Moore

"My email is down... talk to me."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Online form - Submit.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll never forget you."

"My best friend is my phone."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Statue of liberty selfie

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Buy my data $20"