Digital Devotees Gifts

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"OK, now I'll ALWAYS be plugged in when we're on the road."

'This app helps during labor by shouting very creative incentives and demands for retribution.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Church in the year 2035.

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Man-mobile

Strategies that will always work

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Silly sausages

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

Progress