Digital Devotees Gifts

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

'I read my newspaper online.'

"OK, now I'll ALWAYS be plugged in when we're on the road."

'This app helps during labor by shouting very creative incentives and demands for retribution.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Church in the year 2035.

Kindly readers, scientific literature has long established that women who spend a lot of time together synchronize their hormonal cycles. I believe I have discovered an analogous phenomenon in men. They too synchronize their cycles. What cycles? Their upgrade cycles! Look carefully, if you will, at the way men who like or work in close quarters seem to develop similar cycles for upgrading phones, televisions and other gadgets. I got a new phone! I got a new butter churn! He's right! Aaaahhh!!!

'Please enter your sin, followed by the pound sign.'

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Family Home.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Man-mobile

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

Strategies that will always work

Silly sausages

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend