Digital Device Devotees Gifts

Family Home.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

Haircuts

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Is this the new input device?'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Fur Baby

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I'll never forget you."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.