Device Devotee Gifts

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"I don't mind them sending me to my room, but then they shut down my wifi."

"Quiet, they're talking."

Everything is charged!"

"Is everything alright? You've barely looked at your phone..."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"You can't put that phone down, can you?"

"Don't bother calling me. I can't get a signal on this side of the island."

Consumer care and technologies

Fur Baby

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

"You won't believe it, babe. This guy on tech support actually seems to give a s**t."

21st century water cooler conversations.

Obsession with the mobile

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

With this model you can have the earpiece surgically implanted in your ear.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"I love Fallon, but what's this 'late-night television' thing?"

Useful life of mobile phone

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

No one saw anything.

"Do you have any management experience that's offline?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."