Device Aficionado Gifts

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

Nerd tryouts.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Digital Fomo!

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Is this the new input device?'

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'E-books?'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'New Game'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Fur Baby

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'