Smart Device Aficionado Gifts

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

The Final Selfie

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

United Church of OMG

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"We've been cancelled."

Keep on Truckin.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"