Gadgets Aficionado Gifts

"You were right---this makes birding way cooler."

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"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Useless add-ons.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Dawing your Cellphone

US v.s. Tech Giants

Nerd tryouts.

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Bicycle sat nav.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'