Gadgets Aficionado Gifts

"You were right---this makes birding way cooler."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dawing your Cellphone

Useless add-ons.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Nerd tryouts.

Cellphone Islands

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Terry had a computer bug.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'E-books?'

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'New Game'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'