Gadget Aficionado Gifts

Why you need to be specific with a G.P.S.: 'You have arrived at the most exciting destination of your life...'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Starting these labour saving gadgets is exhausting!"

"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."

"We use every communication gadget known to man and I still don't know what the hell you're saying."

'Make me look like I own the latest Apple technology.'

"I can't find the two-way radio,"

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Like it? It's the new executive toy!

Time pieces through history

"See what I mean, Doc? My pacemaker needs adjustment. Every time I sneeze, it sets off the sprinkler system."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Eye Pod

'Back up just a little bit more, dear...now which button do I push?'

Man with leaf-blower looking at tree with single leaf.

'The best labour-saving device is still having stacks of money and paying someone else to do it.'

'She used to sulk because I said she couldn't read a map. Now she sulks because I like the voice of the satnav girl.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Make your own weather indicator...

'This appliance will replace that other appliance which replaced all those original appliances.'

My annual treecation. Just a guy and his tree. And his iPad, iPod, iTouch, Macbook, previous generation of all of the above for backup purposes. And a small power generator. Just us and the quiet solitude of nature. Beep, beep, beep, beep, B -

Lots of screen time is good for an actor in a movie, but not so good for you.

"All that's left is to monetize it."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Dawing your Cellphone