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'We can't make our phones any smaller. Maybe we can get advertising to get bigger models to hold them.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

Dawing your Cellphone

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

US v.s. Tech Giants

Bicycle sat nav.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Terry had a computer bug.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'New Game'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...