Tech Aficionado Gifts

'Chat room or cat room?'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Warning Sign For Texters.

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"Cell phone...must...have...cell...phone."

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'

"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Modern Romantic

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Flats Fixed

Robot walking pet robot

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"

Remote control spy plane - Remote control soldier.

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

'If your smartphone is your significant other, I'm afraid this more serious than I thought.'

'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Who's emptied all my cookies?

"The place is full of smart-tec. I'll show you around when it's finished downloading updates."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'Still having trouble setting your .63 inch camera? When are you going metric?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.