Modern Tech Aficionado Gifts

"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'New Game'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Canine Technology

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

The Final Selfie

Windows or Mac?

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Keep on Truckin.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"We've been cancelled."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Facebook For Dogs.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

Mad cleaning robot.