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"I liked it better when we kept up with the Jones's instead of looking down on them."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Keep on Truckin.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Canine Technology

Facebook For Dogs.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo