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'Chat room or cat room?'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Warning Sign For Texters.

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"Cell phone...must...have...cell...phone."

"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

'You are so lucky. When I was your age, I couldn't play outside because the wifi connection was spotty.'

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I finally understand what my father meant when he said, 'someday, son, you'll see the big picture'.'

"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

'Do you John promise that your schedule, please put your iPhone away, will never be more important than your times together?'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

Modern Romantic

NASA Hits Shuffle

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Can Jimmy come out and hack?'

"You invented a time machine to come back and hit Reply instead of Reply All?"

"I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media."

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

Robot walking pet robot

"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

Flats Fixed

'If your smartphone is your significant other, I'm afraid this more serious than I thought.'

"Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?"

'I hope to God that I have an app for this....'

Remote control spy plane - Remote control soldier.

Pilots, "..and this one measures the testosterone level in the cockpit!"

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

'And here's a look at our ancient ancestor after being thrown on a door step.'

'Yes it's the smalllest, slimmest watch in the world. The only 'down-side' is the battery!'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."