Technology Aficionado Gifts

"My next big project is brakes."

'Kids today with all their technology.'

If you text 'are we there yet?' one more time...

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"No, now all of out pillaging is done electronically from a centralized office."

'Great hunt! Let's go eat!' 'Hang on, I gotta post this on my wall.'

"It'll revolutionize transportation! -- I call it the 'iFoot'!"

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I don't know what's worse - my helicopter mom or her drone."

"There's a wire in my soup."

"I'm talking about the original YouTube video. Not the remake."

When rednecks and techies network.

"See anything?"

Accountancy - 'plein air'

"Why would I want to leave the nest? I've got food delivered, a phone, computer and games. I'd be a fool to leave."

Terry had a computer bug.

Road sign reads: Entering California, Please Turn Off Your Cell Phone.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Two million 'Acme' TV sets have been recalled due to BZZT! BWANG! WHEET! PFFT!'

'My new computer links me to other neo-cons, so I can see how hawkish they are.'

'Information highway.'

"The date was confusing. We both had the same text and email alert noises."

'Must be an Apple shareholder...'

"Hurry up, Ogg. Without pic, it not happen."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Whirr....Bizz....We've come for your jobs...where are our desks?

"He photobombed a teen girl's selfie. So, she beat him with her selfie stick."

Sphinx with a Satellite Dish

"It must be removing temporary files so it can increase its speed and performance."

"You're shaving with my cell phone."

Ancient man

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