Computer Aficionado Gifts

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'Now the Catholics and Protestants are getting along, but the PC and Mac people are fighting.'

Facebook For Dogs.

"Perfect weather,wounderful food...and it all distracted me from spending the whole day at my computer terminal!"

Windows or Mac?

'Oh, no, my laptop is now a lapsed-top!'

'I'm into computer dating. I've been going steady with this model for over a year!'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

Regretting buying a computer from a franchise rather than a local store.

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"Yeah, I called. . . my computer crashed."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'New Game'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

The Final Selfie