Computing Aficionado Gifts

I'm in IT.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"We've been cancelled."

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Windows or Mac?

Keep on Truckin.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Thank God It's Friday.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Facebook For Dogs.

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'