Software Aficionado Gifts

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

"I think that may have been one software update too far!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Corporate Whore.

Keep on Truckin.

Female business.

Congratulations Strike Over!

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."