Software Aficionado Pillows

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

"I think that may have been one software update too far!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Terry had a computer bug.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

Keep on Truckin.

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Canine Technology

The Final Selfie

Congratulations Strike Over!

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"