Coding Aficionado Pillows

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"Colin, successful coding is about more than pressing the same button a million billion times."

"You are going to pay for stealing my text editor! You have my Word!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'New Game'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"We've been cancelled."

Windows or Mac?

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Congratulations Strike Over!

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Facebook For Dogs.

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo