Computing Aficionado Pillows

I'm in IT.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

The Final Selfie

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."