Software Enthusiast Gifts

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Software - Buyer Sophistication Increasing

'Herbert only programs for his own amusement.'

Computer store next door to IRS has sign advertising loophole software.

"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"Oh, I'm not going to marry him. He's just my beta version guy."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."