Program Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Essex computer.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I'll give you a moment."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT systems!"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

"I must be getting on tech-support's nerves, because they now answer by saying, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW?!"

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'Hester, we have a problem.'