Code Enthusiast Gifts

'I program, therefore I am....'

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

'I program, therefore I am....'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Silicon Vale

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Spider watching his web cam.

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Computer College Graduation.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"