Code Breaking Enthusiasts Gifts

Alan Turing

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Baby Screen Time

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

He crash tests software.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Computer College Graduation.

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Zero Tolerance

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."