Codebreaker Enthusiast Gifts

Alan Turing

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Computer College Graduation.

Computer Time Bomb.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'