Rule Breaker Enthusiast Gifts

NOTICE: Rapid, downward movements prohibited by law.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

Antisocial Behavior

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Unauthorised Personnel

'No Money No Servce.'

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

"They're a bit blurred sir, but you were doing 110mph."

'Hey, girls...I guess the news of your dad and me may have felt like you were a bird hitting a window...I don't want you to worry about any sudden changed in rules around here...Ok...maybe a few changes.'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."