Rule Breaker Appreciator Gifts

"That's against the rules...."

'We found apocrypha under his mattress!'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

Rude passport photo.

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'

Sneaking past the Head

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Pole Vault Rules

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."