Rule Enforcer Admirer Gifts

Referee avoiding barrage of thrown objects.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'