Law Enforcer Admirer Gifts

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Slow Night

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Nun confronts mugger.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Life in the Fast Lane.

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Early Profiling

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'Call for back-up.'

Just doing my bit towards breaking up the banks...

Dog Points Out Dog-Catcher in lineup.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I always need motivation to exercise. Like being chased by the cops.'

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Impressive brawl skills."

No Parking.

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

Boy caught by a policeman

'I'm sorry, Catherine, but my feelings for you have changed since you reported me for stealing cable.'

'Police Navidad!'

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

Police Training School.

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'