Law Enforcer Enthusiast Gifts

Boy caught by a policeman

Stop looking guilty! You haven't done anything! Just act normal!

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"We're all metric now..."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'There wasn't time to do it by the book. I did it by the front inside flap of the dust jacket.'