Law Enforcer At Heart Gifts

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'Call for back-up.'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

'Police Navidad!'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

Don't smoke in the house

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

The ransom note says they want $200,000 and no police. Or they'll take $100,000 and a couple of police.

Police Training School.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'