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"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'Hey! Kid in the blue! Where'd you get that BEER?'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'Call for back-up.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

'It's for my glaucoma.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

"Do I get the reward if I hand myself in..?"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Crime Review - 'And here's one of us celebrating a bank heist.'

'Police Navidad!'

Don't smoke in the house

'If you give up the right to remain silent, you get to keep all bragging rights.'

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

The ransom note says they want $200,000 and no police. Or they'll take $100,000 and a couple of police.

Police Training School.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'I was hoping you were going to frisk me.'