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The Over-Diligent Policeman

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Piñata police line-up.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Boy caught by a policeman

Drunk police officer

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'You must be new on the force.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'