Law Enforcer With A Sense Of Humor Prints

The Over-Diligent Policeman

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'You must be new on the force.'

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"You have the right to remain silent – but, it would be helpful to know what you think."