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"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

'What do we want?'

Navy games.

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

WALK FOR NO REASON

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Merry Christmas.'

"No supper for him, Sonia. When little boys petrol bomb the neighbours car they must be punished.

No person's or group's sensibilities were injuried during the drawing of this cartoon.

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'

Running man

Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08

Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.

The Over-Diligent Policeman