Fun-loving Enforcer Mugs

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

'...A vehicle clocked at more than 1,800 miles per hour!'

Boy caught by a policeman

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"

Drunk police officer

'What do we want?'

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

Navy games.

WALK FOR NO REASON

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Merry Christmas.'

"No supper for him, Sonia. When little boys petrol bomb the neighbours car they must be punished.

'Finished your beat already, Mackay?!' 'Aye, Sarge. We found a short cut.'

No person's or group's sensibilities were injuried during the drawing of this cartoon.

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

'He forgot to fix his divots, he plays too slow and he left a beer can on the course. He knew this was a tough country club when he joined.'

Running man

Speed limit 55, Alcohol Limit .08

Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.

"Shouldn't you be in Youth Detention Centre?"

Uncle Sam tries on a police hat.