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'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

'You have the right to remain silent. But you really need to talk, I'm here for you.'

"I was wondering what that knocking noise was."

'Do you have any form of identification?'

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

The stowaways were in the soup in more ways than one...

'If you drink and drive... I'm the chaser.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Police Recruitment Office: 'Vice squad or obscene publications, Im not fussy.'

'You must be new on the force.'

'You're in a red state now, pal!'

Many police forces are toughening their stance against alcohol-impaired drivers.

Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

"What I mean, the cops in this town are tough!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Careful! He knows computers."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Scars and Bars