Law Enforcer Gifts

'They are controlled substances because they cause uncontrolled behaviour.'

'You have the right to remain silent. But you really need to talk, I'm here for you.'

"I was wondering what that knocking noise was."

'Do you have any form of identification?'

"Got any I.D.?"

"It's a Mountie thing...we always get our man."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

The stowaways were in the soup in more ways than one...

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

'If you drink and drive... I'm the chaser.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Secret Election

Police Recruitment Office: 'Vice squad or obscene publications, Im not fussy.'

'You must be new on the force.'

'You're in a red state now, pal!'

Many police forces are toughening their stance against alcohol-impaired drivers.

Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

"What I mean, the cops in this town are tough!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Totalitarian Humour

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.