Law Enforcers Gifts

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Privacy Conference Security

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Scars and Bars

Mobsters at the Beach

Racial Profiling

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'