Little Law Enforcers Gifts

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

Next camera crew 5 mins

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Mom Umpires

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'I heard you mom is really strict.'