Quirky Rule Enforcers Gifts

Don't smoke in the house

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'So who's smoking?'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Angel with speed camera.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Mom Umpires

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'