Rule Enforcer Gifts

I will not get within 6 feet of others."

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

"This is Igor...he's responsible for enforcing the new personnel mangement protocols."

'The next disciplinary committee might not be so lenient.'

'We will conduct this mediation effort according to 'Robert's rules of order' and if need be, by the 'Marquis of Queensbury's rules.'

'Do we have a quorum?'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

Reserved for Handicapped Parking and arrogant SOBs who don't think that the rules apply to them because they are just soooooooo special!

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Now let's talk about fines and penalties."

"Do you realise who I AM?"

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'What a control freak!'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

Dodging doping

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

'Damn! That stewardess really ment what she said!'

Mutant Mootunes - Police Football Manager

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Couldn't you forget your job just for one day!'

discipline in the face of the pandemic

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Referee cop.

Man Uses 'Disabled' Parking Space

'No, you can't have a do-over!'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

No Smoking.