Rule Enforcement Gifts

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Dog Crossing

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

One way only.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Click it or ticket.'

'So who's smoking?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'What a control freak!'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."