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'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Dog Crossing

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

One way only.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'So who's smoking?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

No Smoking.

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'What a control freak!'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."