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Cricket umpire with pile of helmets.

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Referee cop.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

"I try to get a head start on them."

Mom Umpires

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'